In the midst of finger-pointing and the blame game …
it’s back to square one for Team Philippines as the debacle in Beijing takes center stage at next week’s sports summit of sports leaders.
I strongly suggest that the country, aka GRP (to align with GB, host of the 2012 Games), concentrate in the following events where I am certain our sports leaders can easily take podium positions:
Finals of the sleeping on the job race:
Finals of scene-stealing event:
Finals of the sweeping our problems under the mat:
Finals of easily giving up on peace and love:
Finals of not taking full responsibility:
And lastly, please do not blame poverty, in the Finals of biting the hands that feed us and eating the goose that lays the golden medals:
I’m pretty sure that the GRP would win hands down in these six events in London.
(Thanks to the wonderful “Celebration time” and “Weird Olympics photos” from www.guardian.co.uk)